(Art by the sleepiest kitty https://www.furaffinity.net/user/bluesky.love/)

Name: β-8088 (Beta-8088)
Species: Protogen
Gender: "GENDER IS IRRELEVANT MEATBAGS, I HAVE REPLACED MY GENITALIA WITH A SPARE HARD DRIVE"
Features:
-SVGA Monochrome flat-panel face, capable of displaying 16-bit colour... In shades of green
-1.2MB 5.25" floppy drive
-1.44MB 3.5" floppy drive
-Data tape recorder
-10TB modern SATA hard drive adapted to IDE, attached to a special modern IDE controller card
-Thighs contain nuclear breeder-reactors for batteries, as well as a 2000W power supply in each
-The round parts of the visors each contain an ND-YaG pulse laser of sufficient power to be useful as an actual weapon, alongside a 5mW continuous red laser for aiming and regular laser pointer stuff
-Fluent in Binary, BASIC and x86 assembly code, capable of getting online by speaking in binary into the cell phone
-Claws connected to high-frequency pseudo-tesla coils, making them capable of producing very high-voltage arcs that are actually quite dangerous
-Makes floppy disk noises when annoyed, Beta is actually writing the transgression down on their "ENEMIES" floppy disk
-Extremely interested in old technology and worships technology as a whole
-Original brain was transplanted into their current body sometime in 1987, has gotten substantial updates in the decades since
-Main computer processor is a 100MHz 486, upgraded from the original 50MHz 486 upgrade given to Beta in 1989 and the 33MHz 386 Beta was originally given in 1987