It amuses me that an encounter with a human always goes the same way.
(them): "You're a bear."
(me): "Yes, what of it?"
(them):" "And you can talk."
(me): "Also yes."
(them): "You're not going to maul me are you?"
(me): "Of course not! I'm more teddy than grizzly!"
*sheesh!*
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