Ame Musuti is feeling Happy
5.6 yrs

One of my favourite jokes is saying something that isn't controversial/something that's just really weird and then pretending that I'm getting whispers/DMs from people trying to argue with me about it. A bit of a weird 'joke,' I'll agree, but it always cracks me up to imagine how other people must be interpreting it. 'I prefer hot sauce on cats to hot sauce on dogs.' --> 'CAN YOU GUYS STOP WHISPERING ME ABOUT HOW HOT SAUCES IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER ON DOGS BECAUSE OF THEIR FUR TEXTURE VARIATIONS???'

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