American Airlines sucks!!! Ever since they merged with US Airways they've been an absolute shit hole.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, it changed.

Some National Parks have a long waiting list for camping reservations. I think when you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is very wrong.

It's better if an entire family gets Alzheimer's disease. That way they can all sit around and wonder who they are.

Why is it when the two main characters in an action movie have their big climactic fight, it always turns out that both of them are really good fighters? Just once what you like to see a fight between two leading male characters where one of them gets the shit completely beat out of him in about 8 seconds? Especially the hero.